Are you a recently single male? Did a girl break your heart leaving you feeling as though your whole world has been turned upside down? If you fit into this category then I am the girl for you! For the next month or so I will be your rebound girl. As your official rebound girl I will complete the following tasks:
- be your rock
- provide positive support
- listen for countless hours about the girl who broke your heart
- take care of you when you are sick or after your surgery
- cook, clean, and help you re-organize
- embrace your quirky interests
- help mend your broken heart
- drive long distances to get to you
- drive us around in my car so your ex doesn't spot us
- open my heart to you and try to take away some of your pain
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Here are my Rebound Girl Cupcakes, made with a chocolate cake base filled with peanut butter, topped with chocolate fudge frosting and a delicious Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
These cupcakes represent my two glorious rebound girl moments. I would like to thank these two gentlemen who have allowed me to learn and realize my true inner strength. A special thanks to the first reboundee who is continuously there for me, shows me friendship, offers wise advice that one day I swear I will listen to, and a wish of good luck to you and your new lady who makes you happy, which is all I ever wanted for you.
Unless you are going to pay me by the hour to be your rebound girl then I have officially shut down this business so I can open up a cupcake shop!
xox - The Mixing Minx
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