Uh, yeah, you’re darn right my butt is pretty awesome, and so is every other woman’s tush (especially those with curves and hips). In fact, I think my butt looks amazing in those blue jeans with that black top and you can’t deny a hiney in a polka dot bikini. Butt, buns, fanny, tush, rump, rear, hiney, call it what you will as long as you acknowledge its awesome-ness.
Devil’s food cake, dark chocolate frosting, chocolate sprinkles, and a chocolate covered donut hole are just about every girls dream, it’s a true chocolate overload combination and completely appropriate for the occasion. “You’re awesome, but I just don’t see this going anywhere,” *cough* “I just took advantage of you/played with your emotions/got what I want and now I am done/think you’re a crazy lunatic, but I just don’t see this going anywhere” is what it has the potential to really mean. My muscles may not be a buff as yours, my fingers not as callus covered; my nuts not kneed a half a dozen times throughout my life but you can still tell me the truth without sugar coating it just because I am a girl and you think you might hurt me. And for the love of cupcakes don’t even think for a second that you, any one person in particular is worthy enough of a cupcake created in response to your not-so-positive actions, it takes many experiences to create such a delicious work of art.
A bold butt statement:
“My butt is big and round like the letter C and ten thousand lunges has made it rounder but not smaller and that’s just fine. It’s a space heater for my side for the bed. It’s my ambassador to those who walk behind me. It’s a border collie that herds skinny women away from the best deals at clothing sales. My butt is big and that’s just fine and those who might scorn it are invited to kiss it.”
xox – The Mixing Minx
